I did not do what you said I didn't not do 6

Posted by Farrel Thu, 23 Mar 2006 21:20:00 GMT

Stop the presses!! There has been a massive scientific breakthrough in mathematical logic and it comes from none other than our own COSATU! Quick someone tell The IMU to start engraving that Fields Medal cause I have a hunch I know who is winning this year!

COSATU have figured out how to prove a negative assertion! Not only will this have massive implications for the world of mathematics but the ramifications for law and internet flaming will be major. Already the shockwaves of this landmark discovery are hitting the SA law scene, and have particular relevance to our rape laws. As COSATU now proclaim:

He should prove that he did not rape the victim

That’s right. In the past to prove a rape we needed a pesky thing called ‘evidence’. Therefore to now prove that a rape has not happened we need to prove there is no evidence, in short to prove that something does not exist, something that was logically impossible until COSATU came along!

It is quite clear that every male should report to the police (to female constables, all the males will also be handing themselves over) because with the distinct lack of no evidence that I have not raped every woman I walked past on the street, it is obvious I have raped them all. I hang my head in shame. Thank you COSATU for showing me the true criminal I am.

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  1. DA Mal Fri, 24 Mar 2006 06:51:49 GMT

    Is this the same Cosatu who insists Jacob Zuma, on trial for rape, should be presumed innocent until proven guilty?...

  2. Dave Nunez Fri, 24 Mar 2006 08:13:39 GMT

    I hope you are writing this from your prison cell, you Heisenberg rapist you.

  3. Maurice Fri, 24 Mar 2006 11:05:17 GMT

    You’re overreacting. To prove yourself innocent is a common legal practice- albeit not in criminal law. For example: in many countries companies must often prove that discrimination or sexual harassment does not occur in their workplace. It is called shifting the burden of proof, and helps protect the victims.

    Having said that, in this case it is bollocks. Every civilised country should have a criminal law that guarantees innocence until proven guilty – even in cases as vile as this one.

    Maurice

  4. Farrel Fri, 24 Mar 2006 11:49:22 GMT

    Overreact? Moi? Never!

  5. hex Fri, 24 Mar 2006 16:33:09 GMT

    DA Mal: the statement in question originates with COSATU’s Western Cape gender comittee. To be honest, I quite liked it.

  6. DA Mal Fri, 24 Mar 2006 19:47:29 GMT

    Cosatu has a gender committee just for the Western Cape? Wow.

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